Momento Mori

pinkcatminht:

ojibwa:

i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

mutsukiy:

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

mrspider:

i think the muppets should preform the passion of the christ but as theyre nailing muppet jesus to the cross it makes squeaky toy noises and theyre using rubber mallets

sincerelynotserious:

bulkingamer:

I could use some 💪 luck

Fuck it I could use some luck

normal-horoscopes:

autisticsansa:

largishcat:

anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me

#ah so when you’re not Catholic you think it’s telepaths lol

Sentences that explain like 70% of America

obestriddbifftomat:

horrorlesbians:

normalize hand tattoos for people with boring, normal careers 2023

Very hot of her

brightlotusmoon:

funnytwittertweets:

earhartsease:

cipheramnesia:

aibidil:

froody:

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froody:

I had a Terry’s Chocolate Orange once in an airport 10 years ago (they’re very hard to come by in the US, I’ve never seen them sold anywhere else) and I think about it everyday.

So what you’re saying in the replies is that they are sold everywhere and they’re just hiding them from me every time I enter a store.

So what you’re saying is some sort of evil sorcerer put a curse on me to make Terry’s chocolate oranges totally invisible to me.

Attempting to obtain the orange by other means is not working.

Literally no joke, last November I ordered a case of Terry’s Chocolate Oranges and they didn’t arrive in time for Christmas stockings. Months later, this arrived in a package that looked like it had been toted around on Odysseus’s journey:

Who is Terry, what realm does he inhabit.

he inhabits his own terrytory

rhube:

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I feel like we have a spiritual successor to None Pizza with Left Beef: NONE CHEESEBURGER.